My best jokes

I have put some of my jokes together for you to enjoy

1. Firstly what is the worst vegetable to take on a boat with you?

Answer:- A leak

2. What do you call a camel with three humps?

Answer:- Pregnant

3. Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Answer:- Because it will soot him

4.What kind of dance do chickens do?

Answer:- A barn dance

5. What do you call a invisible droid?

Answer:- C - through - P - O

6. Why can you not play hockey with pigs?

answer:-they HOG the ball

7. how do you get a squirrel to like you

answer:- act like a nut

8. what comes up and down but does not move

answer:- stairs

9. what do careful people often overlook

answer:- their nose

10. what read's but lives in a apple

answer:- a bookworm

1. what do ghost's serve for dessert

2. answer:- i scream

12.what do panda ghost's eat

answer:- bam-boo

13. who does everyone listen to but does not believe

answer the weatherman

14. what is the opposite of a cold front

answer a warm back

15. why did the fox cross the road

answer to get free lunch

16. why did the lion eat the tightrope walker

answer he wanted a balanced meal

17. what is the best way to stop a skunk from smelling

answer hold its nose

18. what's the best day to go to the beach

answer sun-day

19. which sweet is the smartest

answer smarties

20. why did the bacon laugh

answer because the egg cracked a yolk